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Don't Eat in Italy — Before You Know This, the book

You probably think you
know Italian food.

That’s cute. Let’s talk.

You’ve read the rules. The cappuccino curfew. No parmesan on fish. The pasta commandments — stated everywhere, in the tone of law. Almost none of them have a source.

Don’t Eat in Italy isn’t a travel guide, and it isn’t a lecture. It’s a field guide to what actually happens at the table — and why most of what you’ve read is wrong. We’re not going to tell you here.

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